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Kitten Huffing, A Safe Alternative?

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Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.

The 'cupped hands approach', developed by the Marquess of Queensberry as a remedy for the pain of head injuries sustained while boxing, has come to be the dominant huffing technique in Europe and the Americas. Other techniques are generally avoided by all but expert huffers and even experts tend to avoid techniques involving rolled up dollar bills, as the kittens tend to clog, although two other techniques exist.




WARNING:HUFFING A MATURE CAT IS FOR EXPERIENCED HUFFERS ONLY


Benoit kitten huffing his cat with his signature choke-hold. THAT's how you do it with a giant cat.


Note: Kitten Huffing is intended for people 12 and over.


A kitten in a traditional huffing bowl.


Kitten Stash box.

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