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Dangerous Kitten Advertising Slogans

Automation run amock! redqueenmeg discovered that seemingly amusing site of 'The Advertising Slogan Generator' was anything but innocent. I wanted proof of this deception, so I plugged in the word 'Kitten' into their little program. Sure enough, the results were very disturbing, revealing that technology does indeed have a VERY dark side.

You've been warned...

151 Countries, One Kitten.
3-in-1 Protection for your Kitten.
A Day Without Kitten is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
A Glass and a Half in Every Kitten.
A Kitten A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
And All Because The Lady Loves Kitten.
Be Like Dad, Keep Kitten.
Beanz Meanz Kitten.
Bet You Can't Eat Kitten.
Better Ingredients, Better Kitten.
Big Chocolate Kitten.
Built Kitten Tough.
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Kitten?
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Kitten.
Challenge Kitten.
Cuts Kitten Time in Half.
Designed for Kitten, Engineered to Last.
Dial Down the Kitten.
Discover the Kitten Difference.
Do The Kitten.
Do You, uh, Kitten?
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Kitten Knows for Sure.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Kitten.
Drinka Pinta Kitten A Day.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Kitten.
Every Bubble's Passed Its Kitten.
Fall Into The Kitten.
Feel The Raw Naked Kitten Of The Road.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Kitten.
For That Deep Down Body Kitten.
From Our Kitten to Yours.
Get In My Kitten.
Go On, Get Your Kitten Out.
Gotta Lotta Kitten.
Hand-Built by Kitten.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Kitten?
How Refreshing! How Kitten!
I Liked The Kitten So Much, I Bought The Company!
I Was a Kitten Weakling.
If You Like A Lot Of Kitten On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
I'm Cuckoo For Kitten.
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Kitten.
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Kitten.
It's A Bit Of A Kitten.
It's a Kitten Adventure.
It's a New Kitten Every Day.
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Kitten.
It's That Kitten Feeling.
Just for the Taste of Kitten.
Kills All Known Kitten - Dead.
Kitten - It Does a Body Good.
Kitten - The Appetizer!
Kitten - The Freshmaker!
Kitten Comes to Those Who Wait.
Kitten Is Job 1.
Kitten Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Kitten Saves Your Soul.
Kitten, and on, and on...
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Kitten.
Look For The Kitten Label.
Look, Ma, No Kitten!
Made In Scotland From Kitten.
Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Kitten!
Melts In Your Kitten, Not In Your Hand.
Moms Like You Choose Kitten.
Mum's Gone to Kitten.
Never Knowingly Kitten.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Kitten from the Oven.
Plink, Plink, Kitten...
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Kitten it is!
P-P-P-Pick Up A Kitten.
Recommended By Dr. Kitten.
Refreshes the Kitten Other Beers Cannot Reach.
Ribbed For Her Kitten.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Kitten.
See the USA in Your Kitten.
Semper Kitten.
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Kitten.
Show Me The Kitten!
Simple Impartial Kitten.
Snap! Crackle! Kitten!
Step Into The Kitten.
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Kitten.
Sweet as the Moment When the Kitten Went "Pop"
The Appliance of Kitten.
The Best Kitten Under One Roof.
The Biggest Kitten Pennies Can Buy.
The Cream of Kitten.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Kitten.
The Kitten Drinker's Lighter Kitten.
The Kitten Of A New Generation.
The Kitten of your Life.
The Kitten That Eats Like A Meal.
The Kitten that Smiles Back.
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Kitten.
There's First Love, and There's Kitten Love.
There's Only One Kitten.
They Drink Kitten In The Congo.
They're Yummy For Your Kitten.
Think Kitten.
Time for a Sharp Kitten.
Today's Kitten, Since 1903.
Vorsprung Durch Kitten.
We All Adore a Kitten.
We Bring The Good Kitten To Life.
We Build Kitten.
Wear Kitten.
We're Serious About Kitten.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Kitten.
Who Would You Have A Kitten With?
With A Name Like Kitten, It Has To Be Good.
You Too Can Have A Kitten Like Mine.
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