February 18th, 2007

Cat - Black

Baby Butt Biters

My lovely mate and I enjoy watching "Most Haunted" Friday night on the Travel Channel. Each location starts off with the Yvette Fielding saying something like:

"murder, suicide, black magick... that is why we had to bring you to PLACE X"

So far we think we've heard the following descriptors:

murder
suicide
black magick
ritualistic slayings
animal sacrifices
incest
witchcraft
hangings
rivers of blood
assassinations
child murders
(and so on)...

These were all very dramatic, but not dramatic enough. We knew there was something missing. After many sessions of table tipping, mirror scrying, cup moving, and the of use trigger objects, we've discovered the ultimate in paranormal manifestation. That's right. We discovered baby butt biters.

Just picture it. The show opens. Yvette says, "hangings, murder, baby butt biters... that's why we've brought you to Insley Hall". It certainly sets the eldritch mood!

We are not sure what these haunting beings truly are. There are three possibilities:

1) juvenile butt biters
3) small butts with teeth that bite
2) creatures that bite baby butts

Are these the only possibilities? Are there adult butt biters? Are butt biters a classic sign of a haunting? And if so, is it likely they are grounded in resident or just in visitation? Our most haunted minds want to know!!!
Cat - Felix Face

What Subversive Alternative Paradigm Are You?

I had to answer a tie-breaking question:

1 I believe that the only way to truly accomplish a goal is to leave the map behind.
2 I work with spirits and otherworldly or discarnate beings regularly.

I chose #2, though it was close! The "True Alternative" read...
You are a True Alternative! Labels do not suit you well, particularly as you tend to strike your own path and to grow purely via experience. No armchair quarterbacking for you! Originality and creation are your specialities, and sometimes you can even articulate what the hell just happened. Someday you may find yourself drawing the maps for other people... lots of other people.
That's pretty darn close to who I am. The official result is...

You scored as Spiritualist. You are a Spiritualist. You are most at home in the subtle realms of existence, and since you can't be there all the time, you communicate with spirits regularly to keep at least one foot on higher planes. As you progress, more and more of your interaction is based on planes other than the physical, and while this can draw strange glances from those who overhear, for the most part you are able to blend in and go unnoticed. It's a shame, really, because you have depths therefore unseen by your peers.

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Spiritualist

100%

True Alternative

100%

Aimless Eclectic

90%

White Lighter

85%

Discordian

80%

Mystic

75%

Otherkin

70%

Magician

65%

What Subversive Alternative Paradigm Are You?
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