July 2nd, 2007

Criswell Predicts

Criswell Predicts... Bikinis and England

The following is an excerpt from the 1968 book "Criswell Predicts From Now to the Year 2000!" by The Amazing Criswell:

Bikinis

Criswell predicts paste on bikinis for you girls and clamp on bikinis for you men.

England

Criswell predicts that England will solve her growing welfare problems by paying only in scrip, which will not be acceptable for hard liquor, ale or gambling and, any one spending for this, will face charges for treason against the Crown! The scrip will merely be vouches for food, exact clothing and exact amount of rent!