July 17th, 2007

Sinfest - Evil Meditation

Anger Question

Question... what do you do, or what have you done, when you are feeling a lot of anger with no 'proper' avenues of release/expression?

I feel like I would destroy my world and the relationships in it if I vented in certain directions. Some rearranging would be nice, but I don't think the 'friendly fire' casualties would be worth the outcome.

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Kitten Huffing, A Safe Alternative?

From Uncyclopedia.org...

Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.

The 'cupped hands approach', developed by the Marquess of Queensberry as a remedy for the pain of head injuries sustained while boxing, has come to be the dominant huffing technique in Europe and the Americas. Other techniques are generally avoided by all but expert huffers and even experts tend to avoid techniques involving rolled up dollar bills, as the kittens tend to clog, although two other techniques exist.

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Horror Movie Night!

I had the pleasure of watching "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood" tonight. Filmed in 1988, this feature seems nostalgic in the genre of shock horror. These were the days that Jason zeroed in on anybody having sex or thinking about having sex. Ahh... virginity by movie. The "horror" consisted of objects thrust into people and people randomly finding mutilated bodies. The doctor has death by weed-whacker, but even this is tame. These seem trite in these days of Hostel and Saw.

Some observations I had... I am now old enough to be the same age as the parental figures in the movies. Most of stars are ridiculously young, but I suppose I was young(er) in 1988 to (a whopping 23!!!). The "sex' scenes consisted of the soon-to-be-dead youngsters laying together under blankets, naughty activity implied with little flesh shown. The other thing I noticed is that Jason walks really slow and somehow catches up with his victims who run widely through the woods. This is still a feature of horror movies (smile).

From the Wikipedia article:
In this seventh outing in the Friday the 13th series, a telekinetic girl revives Jason again from the bottom of the lake where Tommy had left him imprisoned. The film, which has been dubbed "Jason Vs. Carrie" or "Carrie goes Camping" by fans, featured the first appearance of Kane Hodder as Jason. Hodder would continue to play Jason in all the following entries in the series until Freddy vs. Jason, and would become the most well known of the actors who have played Jason over the years.

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