Ok... I am truly twisted and going to heck. Why? While watching MXC I very much enjoyed the following "joke" on the episode "Amusement Park Industry vs. World's Oldest Profession".
Vic: Here is Ramsey Dirance, he owns Trogagain, the condom refurbishment company.
Ken: Yeah, they retread ribbed condoms.
Vic: Right you are.
Ken: Are those the things you always see at the sides of the road?
Vic: I don’t know Ken, I think we are in different carpools.