Err, Ignignokt and Jon Stewart
2-dimensional creatures that inhabit the moon, they usually travel around in a purple space ship, and everything they do makes sounds from old Atari 2600 games such as Pac Man and Canyon Bomber, and among others. They claim to be advanced in everything they do. They can jump higher, spell better and the Moon they come from has 5 thousand dimensions so they say. They have laser guns, but also possess the power of the "quad laser" which is a combination of four laser guns at once. They came to Earth to cause chaos and mayhem. They enjoy getting toasted and doing drugs like pot and nitrous. They enjoy partaking of illegal substances, stealing, and burning Carl's furniture for no reason. Their god is an Indian who turns into a wolf. The most known Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err.
The Mooninites stole Carl's pornography for the express purpose of sodomizing their vast imaginations.
i am ignignot and this is er, we are mooninites. no one can defeat the quad laser. gouging explatives into another ones car is a sign of trust and friendship.
The mooninites enjoy stealing all sorts of things from the mall. They especially enjoy televisions, porn, and spanking Carl.
Yes... I am twisted.
