Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knotDo any of you lovely ladies really use lines like this? A traumatized mind wants to know!
You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'm trying to tap that.
See my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I'm cute.
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... that's a Very Cute Rear by the way.
What Pick Up Line Should You Use?
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