Big Rowan Ackison (greensh) wrote,
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Updated LJ Profile

I've updated my LJ profile. keastree's gentle prompting showed me that a bit more information about myself would be a good thing. As I still love ATHF, and embrace the youthful spirit of Professor Chaos, I store my original profile here as a reminder of more innocent days...

I am Professor Chaos! Bringer of destruction and maker of doom! Those who do not know me yet shall know me very soon, for the hour of Chaos ih-is at hand!

Well, maybe I'm not really that.
Let's go with this:

My name is shake zula, the mic rula, the old-schoola; you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top; rock you like a cop. Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money see. Meatwad get the honeys G. Driving in my car, living like a star, ice on my fingers and toes and i'm a Taurus.

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girleys want to scream.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girleys want to scream.
#1 in the hood G.


Or maybe I'm a Moonnite...

we are mooninites from the innercore of the moon
our race is hundreds of years ahead of yours
we are the mooninites and our culture is advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain

on the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks

some would say the earth is our moon
that would belittle the name of our moon, which is the moon

lets leave this primitive rock because there's nothing but cavemen here
Say goodbye, cavemen. Go beat rocks together, you sissies! Freakin' nerds!
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